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Thu, May 8, 2008:
John Gee's Latest Book Of Abraham Piece
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The Burden Of Being BYU Professor John Gee
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Challenge For Will Schryver
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Significance Of The Book Of Abraham
Thu, Apr 30, 2009:
I Think The Greatest Mistake By Smith Was To Try To Pass Off His "Translation" Of The Egyptian Papyri As Valid
Thu, May 7, 2009:
Written By His Own Hand Upon Papyrus?
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Will Schryver Loses His Mojo
Mon, Aug 17, 2009:
Book Of Abraham, Why Isn't This The Silver Bullet?
The Book Of Abraham Fiasco Taught Me That Reality Doesn't Matter To Mormons
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The Book Of Abraham is a book created by Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith purchased some papyrus that was found with an Egyptian mummy. Joseph claimed that the papyrus contained the Book of Abraham and thus created the "Pearl Of Great Price". Modern day Egyptologists have translated the Joseph Smith Papyrus Facsimiles, as well as other documents that did not make it into the facsimiles - but were part of the original collection of Papyri. Their conclusion: The documents are entirely different from what Joseph Smith said.
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Thursday, May 8, 2008, at 07:28 AM
John Gee's Latest Book Of Abraham Piece
Posted By Mr. Scratch
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Well, this is what I've been waiting for. Certainly, I'll be interested to read what more up-to-speed BoA observers have to say about this article, but in any case, I thought I'd offer up my impressions. Simply put: it sucks. Gee spends far too much time trying to discredit various witnesses, and to undermine knowledge concerning the "discovery" of the JS papyri. In short, Gee has no real thesis beyond a very basic, 5-alarm "Must defend the BoA! Must defend the BoA!" Basically, reading this article is like watching an academic in free-fall. Just as a small sampling of this embarrassment, check out this: John Gee wrote:
Since there is no official position, members of the church divide into four opinions about the translation of the Book of Abraham. The smallest group, comprising about 0.5 percent of members—according to my informal, admittedly unscientific surveys—thinks that Joseph Smith translated the Book of Abraham from the existing fragments that were in the Met. The next largest group thinks that Joseph Smith translated the Book of Abraham from papyrus fragments that are no longer in existence. About one-third think that there is or was no connection between the Book of Abraham and any papyrus fragments. The largest group, more than half of members, do not care where the Book of Abraham came from.
Only .5 percent of members?!? Gee, why might this be, Prof. Gee? Aren't members informed about these very important and controversial apologetic issues? Elsewhere, Gee relies upon this now very tired Mopologetic chestnut:
All approaches will be biased. Objectivity is a myth.
Right. Especially those approaches which have their basis in sound Egyptological disciplinary practices. Right? In this next quote, Gee seems to (already) be mourning the mantel he has been forced(?) to shoulder within LDS apologetics:
If you do address the issue in print, you need to know that the two sides in the dispute will never leave you alone. It is a life sentence with no possibility of parole.
Yeeouch! I guess this means that Robert Ritner is in for a lifetime of harassment as well? Next, Gee seems to be channeling juliann:
If you decide you want to enter the debate, you ought to do some real homework. There is a large bibliography, and there are dozens of theories to master, not to mention a large body of evidence. Many mistakes would not have been made had Egyptologists only known the literature better.
And dig this howler:
If you want to do anything with the originals, you need to apply to the archives of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at least a full year in advance. You will need approvals from half a dozen committees that meet only once a month and for whom your request will be far down the list of agenda items. Requests to do anything before that time will garner an automatic denial.
Hmmm. And how many times have we heard LDS assert that historical archives are "wide open"? This seems to blow that out of the water! Gee whiz! A full year! And who are the "half a dozen committees"? Is one of them the SCMC? This, in effect, is how Gee winds up the article:
Whatever goodwill Professor Baer had established among the Mormons by his tact has more than been destroyed by the recent cooperation of certain Egyptologists with anti-Mormons. Whatever short-term tactical gains for anti-Mormonism these Egyptologists may have made, the net result is a long-term loss for a serious Egyptological examination of the material. Those who wish to work with the originals will have to find ways to distance themselves from those efforts and the individuals involved in them, and from those who violate the church's copyrights on the material. It is worth following Professor Ritner's warning that those "for whom ridicule . . . [is] an occupation" and who are "not disposed to be particularly charitable" are "not relevant to the present discussion."
A couple of points here. Am I mistaken, or was this Ritner quote originally directed at LDS apologists? Furthermore, does this not seem like a kind of finger-wagging threat? All in all, I found this piece by Gee to be an exercise in futility. He failed to deal with any of the more pertinent issues, and ultimately, the article functions primarily in the arena of rhetoric (rather than Egyptological scholarship). He is sitting here warning people that they had better back off, or else! The whole article seems like a long winded variation on that old childhood thread: "You better be nice, or I'm taking my ball home!"
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008, at 07:39 AM
The Burden Of Being BYU Professor John Gee
Posted By Mister Scratch
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
For some time now, I have found myself increasingly fascinated by the very difficult mantle which is presently being shouldered by Professor John Gee. As most of us know, the controversy surrounding the Book of Abraham is perhaps the most damning apologetic issue that LDS defenders have ever had to reckon with. The BoA makes a rather chilling commentary on the prophethood of Joseph Smith, and, as even TBMs are sometimes willing to point out, it could be the final straw for any number of LDS with wavering testimonies. Indeed, it is probably not going to far to state that the BoA, more than any other issue, is one which should be avoided by struggling Mormons.

With so much at stake, then, it was clear, post-Nibley, that the world of Mormon apologetics was sorely in need of someone with both the superficial credentials and the chutzpah needed to address all these BoA problems. Enter John Gee--the Yale-educated Egyptologist who, apologists hoped, would be their Great White Hope. But Gee entered the fray with a troubled past. The Chair of his dissertation committee, Dr. Robert Ritner, abruptly resigned on account of some shadowy conflict---one which may have had to do with Gee's heavy involvement with BoA apologetics. (On the other hand, LDS apologists such as DCP have insinuated that the resignation came about because Ritner is "bigoted" against Mormons.)

What is interesting---and sympathetic---about Gee, is that he has become a Sisyphean figure in Mopologetics. He, practically by himself, has been left alone to try and shoulder the over-bearing boulder of the BoA. And, following the very embarrassing "Two Inks" scandal, Gee was left in a tailspin. Indeed, in his most recent FARMS Review piece, he lamented his lot in life, complaining that those involved with BoA apologetics "will never be left alone."

This brings us to one of the great, classic moments in recent online Mopologetics:

Professor Gee's BoA 'Qualifications' Test

Approximately a year ago, following an inquiry by CaliforniaKid, the following was posted to the aptly named MADboard. It is important to note that Gee himself was apparently too timid to post the material himself; instead, he had juliann/Chaos do it. I will intersperse my comments within:

Chaos wrote:
Dear Moderators,

It has been more than a quarter of a century since I first started studying ancient Egypt. I spent years in graduate school learning the basic skills to do research in the area. I teach the subject now and regularly publish and participate in professional conferences in my field. Occasionally, I have friends who direct my attention to this and other message boards where I am regularly vilified as incompetent by people who in some cases have not attended college, and usually masquerade behind pseudonyms. Yet, when I read their responses, I wonder about the competence of these critics. They remind me of something Nibley wrote long ago: "As if to prove that they have no intention of pursuing serious investigations, these people have conspicuously neglected to prepare themselves for any but the most localized research; they are like a man setting out to explore a wonderful cavern without bothering to equip himself with either lights or ropes. We respect our local Gelehrten for the knowledge and proficiency which they have demonstrated to the world, but when they go out of bounds and attack the Church with specious learning they invite legitimate censure. They are like dentists who insist on performing delicate brain surgery, because that is more interesting than filling teeth. Nice for them--but what about their patients?" I demonstrate my knowledge and proficiency on a regular basis, but [b]I never see the critics on the message boards at these events and thus see no demonstration of knowledge or proficiency from them.
(emphasis added)

A couple of points here. 1) Apologists frequently trot out the argument that there is not such things as a "Mormon Studies" degree. Thus, why is Gee trying to "out" people with no "college education"? (This seems a veiled insult towards B. Metcalfe, in any event.) Further, he complains about folks "hiding behind a pseudonym." Well, might it be the case that the reason he "never see[s] the critics....at these events" lie in the fact that they were pseudonymous?

Anyways, Gee goes on:
So I am willing for the next month to conduct a little test of the basic Egyptological skills needed for an intelligent discussion of the Joseph Smith Papyri. I do not participate on these message boards and rarely even look at them. I will pose the questions through you, the moderators, requesting that you pin them for a month. Any who wish to demonstrate their skills may send their answers to the following to me at egyptiantest at byu.edu. All emails must include the person's real name, daytime phone number, and pseudonym under which they post to this board. All persons should submit a statement truthfully stating that their submission is their own work. I will evaluate the results and send to the moderators, the pseudonym and the test results in the form of a score. My answers coincide with the standard published Egyptological versions of these texts and images, so I am not introducing anything that is idiosyncratic.
Wow! That's quite a test. A few things are worth observing. For one thing, it seems that Gee took the trouble to create a whole, spanking new BYU email account for the sole purpose of administering this silly Egyptology test to the MAD board. Secondly, why does he want the person's contact information? Is he hoping to "out" the anonymous critics, or to submit their names to the SCMC?

What followed were a series of questions aimed at determining whether or not the answeree was "legit" in terms of being able to criticize Gee's BoA apologetics. Interestingly, the following was added to the message by the MAD moderating team:
This post has been made with the permission of John Gee for the use on http://www.mormonapologetics.org site solely. This is a good opportunity for our posters to have some interaction with Gee concerning the Joseph Smith Papyri.

Chaos
What this says to me is that Gee is completely and utterly overwhelmed and terrified by the multitude of problems he's facing vis-a-vis the BoA. He certainly seems to *want* to address the critics, but he is afraid to do so himself on the MADboard, and further, he apparently feels the need to control every tiny, conversation-related piece of minutia as far as the debate is concerned. Thus, it's rather difficult to see how Chaos's (I.e., juliann's) use of the word "interaction" is even remotely applicable in this situation.

It should be noted that this thread originally appeared in the main MAD forum, "LDS Dialog & Discussion," but later, for whatever reason, it was squirreled away to the seldom-viewed "Pundits Forum," where it now resides. Of further interest is the fact that the MADmods trimmed away the "Peanut Gallery" commentary which was originally part of the thread. In other words, juliann and Co. went to pains to separate the embarrassing criticism from Gee's embarrassing "test." What do I mean by "embarrassing"? Observe:

Tarski wrote:
I think it quite likely that there are plenty of people (often mentioned here- Ritner etc) who could rise to Dr. Gee's challenge and yet have the same criticisms of Dr. Gee's writings anyway. So, one is left wondering about the point of the challenge.
The Dude wrote:
The point? To question the competence of a critic and put off engaging that person's specific criticism.
Next: if there was any doubt that Chaos=juliann, prepare to kiss those doubts goodbye:

Chaos wrote:
The point is self-evident and I don't think there is one poster here who doesn't see what it is. Put up or shut up as the saying goes. It is time to stop blustering and start some serious analysis for those who think their opinion about obscure academic topics should make a difference to anybody. Apparently, a few bluffs have been called. Step up to the plate or get out of the debate. Calling trained scholars liars isn't a substitute for the real thing on this board.
Here is a very observant post from Runtu:
I asked this in another thread, but I don't understand why it's necessary to read Egyptian to discuss the Book of Abraham. It's been my understanding that there's general agreement among everyone as to the translation of the Egyptian text. The interesting questions are not what the Egyptian says but how Joseph Smith arrived at an alternative translation.

Anyway, I don't know much about this subject, so I'll leave it to the experts.
Yes, of course. We *know* what the Egyptian portion of the BoA says.

Later, with Chaos evidently not being enough, juliann decides to post under her "normal" moniker:

juliann wrote:
cksalmon wrote:
I would not necessarily expect MB critics of the missing scroll hypothesis to be able to translate Egyptian. And discussing non-translational aspects of JSP/BoA does not require that one be able to translate Egyptian.
I wouldn't expect that either. But that isn't what happens on message boards. What we have been treated to is a shameful exhibition of slander, mockery and just plain meanness. Maybe if a discussion ever got on its feet it would be different. So let the mockers and savagers present their credentials and get on with it. It's not an unreasonable request.
And what, pray tell, are juliann's credentials? Does she possess a graduate degree? Is she an expert in sociology of religion? I don't think so. It's worth noting that she attempted to utilize this same Mopologetic gambit with Brent Metcalfe and handwriting analysis.

Perhaps the most level-headed and damning post came from Dan Vogel:
Professor Gee,

Of what relevance could translating Egyptian be to the study of early Mormon history? JS didn't translate Egyptian. You have proposed that the text he translated is missing. So no matter how good you are at translating Egyptian, it won't help you. You don't even dispute that the characters in the left margins of the translation papers are incorrectly translated, although you question the relationship between the two. And for that theory your knowledge of Egyptian is useless. What about JS's translation or interpretation of the characters on the facsimiles? Does your expertise in Egyptian help you explain your way out of that? Hardly. No one (not even Noel, I believe) has questioned your ability to translate Egyptian. What is at issue is your theories about how the JS Egyptian papyri connect with the Book of Abraham. Basically, your idea that the missing papyri contain the missing text of Abraham is wishful thinking, the fallacy of possible proof, and downright silly, according to your mentor. The questionI have for you is: are you an Egyptologist who happens to be interested in the Book of Abraham, or are you an apologist who became an Egyptologist so that you could browbeat your opponents with irrelevant feats of erudition?

If there has been ad hominal attacks, I don't approve of it; but most of the points made by the critics involve the non-technical aspects of the debate. I hope you realize that your test, if taken seriously, would apply to many of your defenders as well, some of whom go into vast detail on things Egyptian. You quote Nibley, but how bright was his light and long his rope when he tried to explore the Egyptian caverns? And was his wild theories about JS's scribes trying to learn Egyptian by working backwards from JS's translation beyond criticism from all except the Egyptologist?
D'oh! Perhaps that would make for a better "discussion": What were Hugh Nibley's Egyptology credentials? Would he have been able to ace all the technical items on Gee's list?

Later, we get another pathetic cry from juliann/Chaos:
It looks like to me that this is the level of response we will have to be satisfied with when those who rely on badmouthing instead of demonstrating their knowledge can't put out what they demand from others. It is unfortunate that posters with no background in what they are criticizing resort to this instead of facing the problems with their approach with the same honesty they claim is lacking in others. Claiming that a critic doesn't need to know what an Egytologist knows to determine if that Egyptologist is lying or interpreting obscure translations correctly is laughable and pathetic. I don't know how to say what needs to be said about what we have seen nicely and we have been given no reason to try to. Dr. Gee has been a poster here and the scoffers will talk about what he says instead of throwing out schoolyard taunts when they are in our house. Critics can use all the phoney baloney justifications they can muster but the challenge stands unanswered and that tells us what we need to know.
And this:

Chaos wrote:
cksalmon wrote:
It appears to be an attempt to silence criticisms, rather than respond to them.
And how will a challenge like this silence discussion? Will the name callers start caring about what they know as compared to what Dr. Gee knows and disappear into the shadows in shame? I have seen no indication of that. If a call out silences the school yard criticism then bully for us, respectful posters will finally be able to have a discussion. The truth is this challenge is doing what it needs to do. It is an embarrassment to those who can't do anything but parrot what somebody else says. The only thing that comes from them is the scurrilous insults they use to convince everybody they know best. So just keep bringing on those excuses and see who falls for them while the challenge stands unanswered. Complaining that Dr. Gee hasn't answered your questions when you won't even get near theh questions he asked first is the weakest response of all.
Later, The Dude tries to get the discussion back on track:

The Dude wrote:
Chaos wrote:
I agree so let's begin with Dr. Gee's carefully thought out questions. We have to start somewhere, he did ask them first, and I think those who have slandered Dr. Gee should be responsible for restarting the debate in a nondefensive way.
We all know it's CaliforniaKid we're talking about.

What if CKid tries to answer the test and gets an "F" grade? Then will Gee post a response to CKid's criticism (...which was asked first, BTW)? There's a pundit folder for this kind of thing, right? Maybe we can get that moderator formerly known as Oreos to set it up. He/she did a pretty fair job when I debated David Stewart.
So, what is this debate really about then? Is it a question of who can translate Egyptian? (Despite the fact that Joseph Smith couldn't?) Or is it a question of who is failing to respond to whose criticisms?

Later, we find out that it was really just a lame and desperate attempt to score points against critics:

Orpheus wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:
The existence of unique texts doesn't answer the problem of constructing a probable, rather than a merely possible argument.

Enough of the vague and indirect responses. Your original post needs clarifying. You said: What exactly are you talking about? Rather than the critics trying to guess what you mean and more or less causing problems that may not exist, please outline what accusations you are addressing with this test.
This is Dr. Gee's thread and no one else get's to control the topic. Sorry but the topic is his questions and nobody elses.
If it is Gee's thread, then where is the Good Doctor? Answer: hiding. Trying to not deal with the criticism, which, it seems, is eating him up from the inside out. Later, the mods added a final piece of text from Gee:

Chaos wrote:
The final post from Dr. Gee:

At the end of a class I taught a few years ago one of the students told me that the class had the worst whining of any class she had ever attended. The class did whine about the textbooks, the subject matter, the essays, and the tests; I also know that they whined a great deal about me behind my back. This message board beats them hands down. As Elder Holland said this past conference: "no misfortune is so bad that whining about it won't make it worse."
Wow! Was it really all that bad? Further, it seems a tactical mistake for him to admit that his students dislike him so strenuously. (And how did he know they were bad-mouthing him behind his back? Darn those BYU spies!)

Anyways, the post goes on:
I am withdrawing the test; my workload has increased and I no longer have time for it. I have asked the moderators to delete it from the thread and close the thread. I am certain you can start another one to grouse in.
A pity they didn't delete it.
Many construed the test to mean that if you did not know Egyptian you could not discuss the Book of Abraham. This is utter nonsense, as they all immediately went on to argue. Egyptian, however, is necessary if you wish to discuss the Book of Abraham as a translation of Egyptian (whether you think it was or wasn’t). If you wish to argue with those who espouse the view that the Bible was originally written in Syriac, you need to have some Syriac even if you take the contrary view.
Wha...? Why, if one does not think the BoA is the result of actual translation, would one need to know Egyptian? It doesn't make sense. If you are a chiropractor, do you really need to know acupuncture in order to treat someone's sore back? Chaos as J. Gee wrote:
Three things are interesting about the test:

(1) Few people seem to have read it all. For example, Mr. Vogel complains that Joseph Smith’s interpretation of the Facsimiles should have been addressed, but it was, in question 5.

(2) CaliforniaKid has taken the test. He and I have discussed his results and I will not post them. No one else seems to have thought about answering any of the questions. That is too bad, as the answers to those questions might have taught them something about the debate and my positions in it. Instead they merely spouted their opinions and claimed, without basis, that I had done nothing to engage their positions. If they had bothered to respond to the questions, even the bibliographic ones, they would have realized how hard it is to answer certain questions. The test was diagnostic of several skills, not just in Egyptian, that are directly relevant to the debate. The test was an invitation to a serious discussion, but no one is actually interested in such. I put forth a riddle for those with eyes to see and ears to hear.
A "diagnostic of several skills"? What, such as the ability to smooch Gee's butt?
(3) Most importantly, no one seems to have any interest in what the texts actually say.
Especially LDS apologists!
This has been the irony of the whole debate as no one else seems to care what either the Book of Abraham or the Letter of Fellowship Made by Isis actually says and yet the debate rests on a comparison between the two. The texts in the test were important too, but no one seems to have realized it.

In the end, the test should have taught those who took it something about faith. Who do we put our faith in, that is, who do we trust? Most critics put no trust in me, whatever argument I might make on whatever subject, because I am Mormon.
This, of course, is complete and utter bull, and it is embarrassing to see Gee relying on this very cheap rhetorical card. If people have lost "trust" in him it may have more to do with such things as the "two inks" theory, or his gossiping about Robert Ritner.
They are willing to put their trust in some surprisingly dubious sources because those sources tell them what they want to hear (compare Helaman 13:25-28). In the end, it does not matter whether anyone trusts me because they should trust God more than me. I have found God trustworthy. I have also found his prophets trustworthy--imperfect though they may be. If you trust God, you do not need to have the answer to every little question; certainly not now and perhaps not ever. If this or that sophistry seems persuasive or this or that little thing bothers you and makes you doubt God, then you do not have enough faith in him.
Ah, good: When in doubt, bear thy testimony!
My test asked you not to trust me, but trust the texts; but they are not important, at least not to you. That is why I find discussion on these boards generally not to be worth my time.

--

John Gee

William (Bill) Gay Associate Research Professor of Egyptology

Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship

Brigham Young University
And so, that was that. Gee retreated into the shadows once again. This "performance," though, points us to how many cracks exist in Gee's Mopologetic foundation. I have no doubt that Gee is a terrific Egyptologist. As an LDS apologist, though, he positively sucks, and this set of posts is a case study why.

Perhaps most poignantly, though, is that Gee, perhaps alone amongst contemporary apologists, seems genuinely wounded by the criticism he's endured. He doesn't take it on the chin and use it as fodder for further Mopologetic endeavors, as do DCP and Hamblin; nor does he seem to view the criticism as evidence of his own divine apologetic calling, as do folks like Tvedtness and Midgley. Instead, Gee seems almost to have fallen into this position of Chief BoA apologist, and he seems to resent it very much.

The poster named Helix summed all of this up nicely:
That being said, I do understand some of John Gee's motivations (he does seem to be the favorite punching bag of critics, and it looks like it finally brought him to the point of responding).
Yes; indeed. The problems relating to the BoA are never going to go away. One can only wonder how long Gee will continue to weather the storm.
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Thursday, May 22, 2008, at 07:06 AM
Challenge For Will Schryver
Posted By Dartagnan
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
In October of 2006 I posted a challenge for Will. Of course he chickened out as usual, but I went on to show that at least the critical side has presented evidences for the dictation explanation. Will and Brian present nothing to explain away these evidences. After two years Brian is still using the "mystery" technique as his evidence. He assures us there is a ton of counter evidence, but he can't manage to tell us what it is. He assures us there are scholars who support him, but he can't manage to tell us who they are. It is the same hide and seek game these guys have been playing for years now.

Will, to give you an idea just how absurd he is willing to be, is now arguing at MADB that the scribes of these texts are actually the "authors." Yea, so Nibley's crazy idea that these scribes were in the business of trying out their own skills at revelation, has been resurrected? He goes on to say that there is "no evidence" that Joseph Smith was dictating these texts. No?

So the fact that these men were Joseph Smith's hired employees, whose jobs were to transcribe dictated texts, doesn't count as evidence that Joseph Smith was at the other end? No. Of course not. In Will's world, that's not evidence!

We're not dealing with rational people here.

I present 7 humdingers for the copyist theorists out there.

Please offer us a sound explanation that could possibly explain the following scribal phenomena within a copying context.

#1 - Abraham 1:4
BoA– “I sought for mine appointment unto the Priesthood according to the appointment of God”
Ms1a – “I sought for mine appointment whereunto unto the Priesthood according to the appointment of God”
Ms1b – “I sought for mine appointment whereunto unto the Priesthood according to the appointment of God”


"Whereunto" is crossed out and corrected in transition by both scribes.

"The" is crossed out replaced with "mine" by both scribes.

#2 - Abraham 1:9
BoA shagreel, Ms1a - shag = reel, Ms1b- shagreel
If the scribes were copying from a mysterious "source document" then why do they make spelling errors, and why do such errors tend to involve strange words that are difficult to discern audibly? If they were merely copying the mistakes intentionally - for whatever far fetched reason that is jumping around in Will's head - from a mysterious source document, then why do they make mistakes in copying the mistakes!?! That would kinda defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

#3 - Abraham 1:11
BoA - “Onitah, one of the royal descent directly”
Ms1a - “Onitah, one of the xxxxxx royal descent directly”
Ms1b- “Onitah, one of the xxxxxx royal descent directly”
xxxxx is an illegible word that was crossed out by both scribes as the corrected term was made in transition. Again, here we see the scribes must have coincidentally made copying errors in the same exact manner in the same exact place. What are the chances?

#4 Abraham 1:12
BoA - “I will refer you to the representation at the commencement of this record”
Ms1a - “I will refer you to the representation that is at the commencement of this record.”
Ms1b - "I will refer you to the representation, that is lying before you at the commencement of this record"


"that is lying before you" was crossed out and corrected in transition by William Parrish in Ms1b. The partial mistake was made by Williams who was probably transcribing at a slower pace and was corrected before getting past "that is." But the point here is that Brian and now Kerry Shirts, have argued that these can all be explained as "copying" errors just the same.

Excuse me, but how could a copist, or anyone for that matter, possibly mistake "at the commencement of this record" for "that is lying before you." The only sound explanation is that this was dictated as the orator corrected a mistake in transition.

#5 - Abraham 1:13 ; 1:16
BoA - bedstead, Ms1a – bedsted, Ms1b – bed stead
BoA kinsfolk, Ms1a – kinsfolk, Ms1b – kin folks
Another strange word that the scribes were not sure how to spell. A copyist would have no excuse for misspelling words like these. And these were professional scribes, yet they both couldn't manage to copy the same word in the same way from the same document?

#6 - Abraham 1:17
BoA – “And this because they have turned their hearts away from me”
Ms1a - “And this because their hearts are turned they have turned their hearts away from me”
Ms1b - “And this because their hearts are turn they have turned their hearts away from me”
The bold area was scratched out in transition. Williams and Parrish again make the same mistake coincidentally? The fact that Parrish didn't quite finish the mistake (turn) is an indicator that the correction was given before he finished the phrase. And again, it is approaching the realm of impossibility, to think these scribes were copying a text, coincidentally made the same exact mistake again, and mistook "their hearts are turned" for "they have turned their hearts away."

#7 - Abraham 1:26
BoA- “and also of Noah, his father, who blessed him”
Ms1b – “and also of Noah, his father, xx xx xxx xxxx who blessed him”
Ms1b – “and also of Noah, his father, xx xx xxx xxxx who blessed him”
Both scribes wrote four illegible words before crossing them out and replacing them with the corrected text.

Now according to Brian Hauglid these can all be explained as "copying errors". How? He doesn't say. He just keeps asserting it. Will Schryver insists that all the evidence points to these manuscripts representing a copying effort. I tried to get Brian to explain his reasoning, only to be criticized for my "tone," immediately reprimanded by the FAIR mods and banned a week later.

I'd like to see someone step up to the plate and address the issues above for once, before offering more smoke and mirrors on the FAIR board, playing off the ignorance of a gullible audience. People are generally sensible, but the problem over at FAIR is that the big picture with all the data is not allowed to be demonstrated are argued intelligently. Only apologetic sermons are allowed because serious debate is not the goal there.

Since Brian doesn't seem to see the "bombastic certitude" expressed by Schryver, then allow me to point it out. I'll simply go through William's opening post and respond to the problems I see with his commments. From the beginning:
One of the standard critical arguments in relation to the Book of Abraham controversy is that the BoA supposedly links itself to the so-called “Sensen” (or “Book of Breathings Made by Isis”) text via its apparent internal reference to Facsimile #1, which is known to have originally preceded the Sensen text on the scroll of Hor. While the overall length of the scroll of Hor is a disputed question, we do know that the scroll begins with the illustration known as Facsimile #1, which was then immediately followed by the Sensen text, which was then followed by an unknown length of scroll.
What William and the rest of the apologetic camp seems to have completely overlooked, is the fact that this is not a uniquely "critical argument." This is how the Church has understood the relationship between Facsimile #1 and the Book of Abraham for more than a century. Every published version of the Book of ABraham has an opening page containing a blown up image of facsimile #1 (with Smith's corresponding and erroneous translations). The reason? Because the Book of Abraham 1:12 "links itself" to this papyrus.
The critics claim that additional strength is given their argument by the Kirtland Egyptian Papers. The documents known respectively as KEPA #2 and #3 each contain text of a little more than the first chapter of the Book of Abraham in the main body of their pages, and successive characters from the Sensen text in the left column.
Right.
Of course, the critical argument, originating with Edward Ashment decades ago
Who was at the time a faithful, practicing Mormon who was hired by the Church to study and analyze these documents.
has been that these two KEPA manuscripts are actually the transcripts of Joseph Smith’s orally-dictated “translation” of the Book of Abraham. And since we now know that the Sensen text has nothing to do with Abraham, then it follows that Joseph Smith’s purported “translation” was nothing of the sort; it is a fictionalized account originating in the mind of a pretended prophet. Or so the critics would have us believe.
Yes, qand Will's lkast statement is a rhetorical technique (or so they would have us believe) which alludes to a promise of refutation. But the refutation never becomes realized. We just get more rheotorical allusions to credulity of the "critical argument."
Upon closer examination, however, some key questions must be considered: Is it incontrovertible that KEPA #2 and #3 are transcripts of an oral dictation? Is Abraham 1:12 an incontrovertible internal reference to Facsimile #1?
First and foremost, these are apologetic questions raised for apologetic reasons. These are not questions that would naturally cause investigation. But since the consequences of the "critical argument" would otherwise prove destructive to faith, these questions are raised for the purposes of complicating what is rather simple to understand. And Will's "upon closer examination" is just more rhetoric. What he really means is "since we need to avoid the obvious conclusion at all costs."
We have previously examined question #1, and I have presented persuasive evidence that both of these manuscripts cannot be, in fact, simultaneously-produced transcripts of an oral dictation.
Here is the bombastic certitude Brent spoke of. Will has presented nothing new in two years to suggest this proposition is false. He just keeps fighting it with silly rhetoric against the "critical argument." Before WIll even gets into his so-called analysis and list of evidences, he already declares a conclusion with bombastic certitude.
Despite certain elements that admittedly appear consistent with a dictation theory, there are numerous compelling, even overriding, evidences that establish these documents as being visual copies of some earlier document(s).
Again with the bombastic certitude. Compelling evidences? Overriding? To whom? Will states again that his theory has been "established" as a fact, yet one is hard pressed to find a single piece of evidence that clearly points in that direction. All we get is pages of rhetorical fluff.

Yet, when I asked Brian Hauglid to explain how the evidences pointing to a dictation scenario were to be explained, he simply asserted that they could be explained in the context of a copying session. He didn't explain why, he just asserted. And when I pressed him toi explain, I was reprimanded by the moderators for violating the "asked and answered" rule. Two years later neither of them have provided any real explanations. Will just keeps trying to make his proposal sound more plausible by trying to ridicule the "critics" for not considering other questions "after careful examination" of course.
Although I anticipate revisiting that topic in the near future, it will not be a subject for our current discussion.
What "discussion"? Nobody ever engages Will in what can only be described as "lectures," except Chris Smith, and he has already spent many, many posts refuting his nonsense over the years. Will just pretends none of this has already been dealt with.

Will then spends the rest of his long-winded post arguing something we never disagreed with. But he leaps to the conclusion that the insertion was "perhaps much later," which is supported by zero evidences. It is just his own bombastic assertion. And apparently Will provided an erroneous transcription and Brent called him on it, but Will doesn't seem to understand what he transcribed incorrectly. I thought this was a guy who had access to the "highly digitized scan".

Furthermore, I should point out that Will cannot be trusted in any sense because he has a documented history of making bombastic statements which he clearly knows nothing about. Hi is so obviously wrong it can only be assumed he is willfully trying tod eceive his audience with rhetoric. Here is just one example. About a year ago he made the following statement in reference to the relationship between the KEP characters and the english text:
The characters are not always associated with a discrete paragraph. It is especially evident with Williams' Ms. #2. The final two characters at the bottom of the first page are not clearly associated with the text. They appear to have been placed entirely at random in relationship to the text. They are not aligned with a paragraph break, nor the beginning of a sentence, nor even a specific line.
This is clearly false for anyone who has actually seen this manuscript page. Here is a scan of the microfilm of manuscript 1a, page 1, in the handwriting of Williams. It is horrible to be sure, but it serves the purpose of refuting Will’s arrogance.



Will says the last two characters are clearly placed "at random" ??

How does he explain the fact that manuscript 1b is nearly identical in placing the same Egyptian characters at the exact same corresponding points? What is so "random" about this? Who says a character has to represent the beginning of a new paragraph or sentence anyway? He then told Don Bradly to go study the photos like he has or else he is just blowing smoke!
In several cases in Williams' Ms. #2, the characters appear to be placed with much uncertainty -- as though the scribe didn't have any idea what their specific relationship was to the English text in the body of the document.
If you take a look at the third circled character from the top (image above), you will notice that this character doesn’t come before a new paragraph, nor des it come before a new sentence, verse or line. In fact, this would be the only example that could possibly be used to support Will’s claim that characters were thrown about at random with no apparent correlation to the English text. The verse this character covers is Abraham 1:5, but Abraham 1:5 is as follows:

“My fathers, having turned from their righteousness, and from the holy commandments which the Lord their God had given unto them, unto the worshiping of the gods of the heathen, utterly refused to hearken to my voice;”

According to this manuscript a new character is placed in mid-sentence. If you look at the style of the writer, the sentences generally continue to the end of the page if they are long enough to do so, but in this manuscript this sentence stops short at the word “heathen,” leaving the rest of the sentence (“utterly refused to hearken to my voice”) for another line. What does this mean? Well, once we consider the Parrish manuscript (Ms1b folder 3) the verdict becomes all the more clearer:


It seems perfectly clear to me that these two examples are best explained as a transcription process whereby Joseph Smith stopped dictating at “heathen,” he then told his scribes to insert the next character. So they stopped at heathen wherever they happened to be on that particular line, and then continued on to finish the verse on the next line adjacent with the corresponding character.

Not only does this anecdote refute Will’s pet theory, but it also adds more evidence to the already mounting pile of evidences in favor of the dictated transcription position. After all, who could imagine someone break a sentence in half like that while copying from a source document? Will deals with none of this. Instead, he is throwing all his eggs in the same apologetic basket that supposes the BoA translation must have everything or nothing to do with the Book of Mormon translation process. Meaning, if one aspect of the critical argument has no parallel with the Book of Mormon translation process, then they think it is safe to throw it out altogether as "unsupported."

Hell, even the entire BoM translation process wasn't consistent with itself, but they need to insist that the BoA translation be consistent with not only itself, but also the BoM translation. What a crazy argument.

I was walking through memory lane today while flipping through the archived discussions I had saved from the FAIR boards years ago. I came across the first discussion where Will tried to engage the KEP issue. After I continued to raise the issue of the KEP it became clear to me Will didn't even know what they were.

On May 10, 2006, Will Schryver said:
I know precisely what the Kirtland Egyptian Papers are (contrary to your previous assertion). It's just that I view them as being utterly irrelevant to the question at hand. I've examined the contents of the KEP at length -- and doing so hasn't persuaded me one iota that the Book of Abraham is anything except what it claims to be.
I laughed after reading this post because Will was obviously lying about having examined the KEP. If he really knew what the KEP were, he would have known that nobody in the apologetic camp has been able to "examine the contents at length," because they are locked up. Even John Gee did not get access to them when he wanted to publish photos in his "Guide to the Joseph Smith Papyri."

Anyway, I didn't accuse him of lying. Instead, I started a new thread the very next day that explained the KEP situation and I provided photos that I had acquired from Metcalfe. Will quickly realized he was out of his league and tried to distance himself from his previous insinuation that he was in any way familiar with the KEP. So instead of offering criticisms of what I presented, or any arguments based on his "at length examination of the contents," he sat back and watched the discussion play itself out. After a day he took a more humble approach and started asking me questions about the manuscripts, such as:
Are there any, or even substantial (in your estimation), differences between the portion of text appearing in the columns of "translated" paragraphs and the final product published in 1842? (Aside from the fact that the KEP refer to only the first 1 1/2 chapters of the BofA?) Question 1: Why do you say "so another scribe to (sic) take over"? It was my understand from detailed descriptions of the manuscripts that each is of similar content. Perhaps that is my misunderstanding and you could clear that up. But, to elaborate, it is my understanding that there is nothing to indicate that one "scribe" wrote a certain portion, then another "scribe" took up where the previous one left off. Rather, all of the manuscripts appear to be related to the same portion of the Book of Abraham.

Question 2: What other indications lead you to believe that the process "went slowly"? I would not have made that observation based on the photographs I have seen in the past few days. To the contrary, the text in the right hand columns appears to have been written in an extremely fluid fashion, with very few evidences of ink pooling where the scribe would have freshened his pen after a period of pause. Do you not agree?

Question 3: At this period of time (when the KEP were being produced) is there any contemporary evidence that any of the individuals in question had been recently or were currently serviing Joseph Smith in the capacity of "scribe"? To my knowledge, neither Cowdery, Phelphs, nor Parrish had served as scribes to Joseph for a considerable time preceeding this period. Perhaps I am mistaken in this respect and someone will correct me. But I think not.
Are these the kinds of questions you would expect from someone who has "examined the contents of the KEP at length"? The fact that he didn't even know who Smith's scribes were, is reason enough to dismiss him as a know-nothing. This was almost two years ago exactly. Now Will thinks he has become something of an expert because he has been tinkering with "inferior photos" passed to him via Hauglid.

What they are trying to argue is that these are copies of a missing text; what we can only assume is the missing original translation manuscript (manuscript Q). Following this theory, it is assumed that like any original dictation manuscript, there will be all sorts of punctuation errors, scratch outs, misspellings, etc. What they have argued is that what we find in Ms1a and Ms1b are copies of this missing Q document. The reason they contain all the same errors is because (get this!) for whatever reason, Joseph Smith wanted them to make exact copies of the original manuscript. Meaning, he wanted the closest thing to a xerox of the original, with all its scribbles and errors. Not just one, but two copies. And not by just one scribe, but by two. This is how they account for the evidence we have, and it becomes perfectly clear they are bending over backwards in every way they can to distance Joseph Smith from this work.

This scenario doesn't even begin to make sense, and it pretty much undermines their effort to use the Book of Mormon translation process as a parallel model. They shoot down everything we propose because "that ain't how Cowdery and Smith did it." Well, Joseph Smith never asked for two exact copies of the original BoM manuscript either. He never asked for one. So they appeal to the BoM translation process only to the extent that it serves their purposes for shooting down anything they don't like coming from our side. There is no consistency in anything Hauglid tries to argue.

But what drives me nuts is how they criticize us for making proposed models whereas they offer none of their own. In all of their rants, they always stop short of providing a hypothetical, let alone plausible, model by which these KEP could have come about. Instead, what we see them doing, constantly, is throwing out all sorts of "maybes" and "could haves", demanding that we answer every ridiculous molehill question they decide to treat as a mountain, and then they stop short of providing any real explanation as they abandon the whole thing and declare it all a mystery. They need it to be as mysterious as possible. Just look at Will's post at MADB. He goes on and on and on attacking the critical model for making "unsupported assumptions," yet when it came time for him to step up to the plate and answer the relevant questions posed by the data, he gave up and said he doesn't have any answers:
"Now, what does this all mean? That is a good question, and I don’t pretend to have a complete answer."
No, he doesn't know. He just knows with bombastic certitude, that the critical argument is wrong. Why? Because it has to be. Why? Because he already begins with the assumption that we're wrong. He and Brian both walked into this thing with a planned mission in mind. They came into this thing celebrating Nibley and they feel it is their duty to continue his work, his failed arguments, etc. And this is why Brian responds to Brent's questions with such hostility. He doesn't like being asked to produce something. He knows he can't. All he is left with is rhetoric.

So they admittedly don't "have answers" and they think this is somehow a respectable position to take! Well, at least we do have answers and we base them on the evidences they refuse to address. At least we dare to provide answers and deduce the facts to determine what was the most likely scenario. It isn't mysterious to us. It isn't mysterious to any non-LDS apologist who analyzes the evidence. They can't produce a detailed hypothetical explanation as to who these manuscripts came about, because they realize they would be laughed off the stage if they had to actually back up their claims with a model. So they play this silly game of hide the apologetic. Keep people's hopes up by offering "wait and see" sermons and then two years later, just reiterate the same sermon.

To make matters even more difficult for the "scribes did it" theory, you have to see the overall process in its context. Since we know Ms1a and Ms1b used the Sensen text, how did they manage to get around the huge hole in the papyri at the beginning?

Take a look:


Now Ms1a uses 18 Egyptian characters, and below I provided a photos with the characters taken from the 6 pages of the manuscript, in the order they appear:


Notice that in the hole, there are three characters that were invented. Only Joseph Smith would have been able to "reveal" what those characters were. Characters 1-3 appear on the first page, and then on the second page you begin to see the characters from the papyrus show up in order from right to left. Every page has anywhere between 2 or 5 characters, and you can see the past page (p.6) ends at the where the second line of the papyrus reaches an end (which might explain why they stopped there). And then as they reach the end of the first line, they drop down to the second line and begin where Joseph Smith again tells them what the missing characters were, via revelation. Why does he need to do this? Because he knows that if he is going to convince these guys that he is really "translating" the text as it was originally in Egyptian, then he knows he has to account for the huge hole at the beginning of the document which contained relevant text.

To propose a scenario where all the scribes got together to "try their hand" at revelation, as Nibley suggested ... well, this is really an exercise in desperate thinking.

The above just goes to further the case that Joseph Smith believed, erroneously, that the Sensen text contained writings that had something to do with Abraham. To keep insisting "there is no evidence" to connect him to this, is really just an insult to everyone's intelligence.

And to fully appreciate the schizophrenia that haunts Will, take a look at what he wrote to me in an email just last year:
"…if I were an outsider looking in at all of this, I find it difficult to believe that I could be persuaded that the production of the Book of Abraham was anything other than a clumsy imposture perpetrated by Joseph Smith upon his followers. But, of course, I’m not. I came into the discussion already possessing a conviction that the Book of Abraham was divinely-inspired scripture."
Will the real Will please stand up?
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Monday, Mar 2, 2009, at 06:30 AM
Significance Of The Book Of Abraham
Posted By Confused
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
This quote from McConkie:
contains priceless information about the gospel, pre-existence, the nature of Deity, the creation, and priesthood -- information which is not otherwise available in any other revelation now extant. (Mormon Doctrine p.567)
That's right, the Book of Abraham contains information that is nowhere else to be found.

Here's some more info:

Most of these additional teachings were made public and were embraced by the membership as soon as they were revealed. However, some (and one very special teaching in particular) were of such a sacred nature that they could not be taught publicly, nor could their existence even be acknowledged, as the time had not yet come, their leaders said, when people could understand these new truths. The major new issue was polygamy --How were they to practice something secretly in order to be counted righteous of God, and at the same time be able, in honesty, to deny that they were practicing it? Joseph and many of the brethren were being forced into the position of having to deny publicly that polygamy was being taught and practiced in Nauvoo in order to prevent persecution from their gentile neighbors and dissent from uninitiated fellow Mormons.

When translation of the Book of Abraham began again, the answer to this dilemma became obvious. The Bible described how Abraham, when he first entered Egypt, had deceived the Egyptians into thinking that Sarai, who was very beautiful to look upon, was his sister -- not his wife. He did this because he feared the Egyptians would kill him and take his wife (Genesis 12:11-13). This same incident was described in the papyri when Joseph began translating the second time, but with a significant change: according to the papyri version of the narrative it had actually been the Lord himself who had instructed Abraham to tell the Egyptians that Sarai was his sister (Abraham 2:22-25). >This demonstrated that God sometimes justifies deceit in those instances when a righteous purpose is served.

When the book of Genesis had been corrected by the Prophet the first time in 1830, the text he produced retained the Bible's (and Moses') emphasis that there is only one God. Joseph's 1842 translation of portions of the Book of Abraham, however, distinctly taught the plurality of gods -- a concept of deity Joseph had started teaching a few years earlier, but one which many Saints neither understood nor appreciated.

The Book of Abraham also introduced the first and only scriptural basis for denying the priesthood to Blacks, the Church's official position until 1978. It described Pharaoh and the Egyptians as descendents of Ham and Canaan (the progenitors of the Negro race), and under the curse of Canaan and disqualified from the priesthood (Abraham 1:21-22, 26-27).

...to the followers of Brigham Young -- those who would eventually become the Utah-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints -- the value of the Book of Abraham was incalculable. It could never be laid aside without forfeiting some of that Church's most sacred and distinctive doctrines.

From Larsons By His Own Hand Upon the Papyrus..

As I discovered the Book of Abraham was a fraud in 2007 it was the single most damning evidence against Joseph Smith and it totally blew me away. It has been a downward and outward spiral ever since. Since then, I had seen the history of the problems, the translations and skimmed through Larsons book, but I finally started reading from page one, and this section and its significance had some how escaped me.

Reading the quote by McConkie finally brought that realization that had been hovering just over my shoulder, directly in front of my eyes; that the church's most startling and unique doctrines which are troublesome to most people, come directly from the most obviously false scripture that they have ever conceived.

As the Egyptologists all agree-the BoA does not contain one single word that relates to the papyrus, and to quote McConkie again:
contains priceless information about the gospel, pre-existence, the nature of Deity, the creation, and priesthood -- information which is not otherwise available in any other revelation now extant. (Mormon Doctrine p.567)
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Thursday, Apr 30, 2009, at 08:29 AM
I Think The Greatest Mistake By Smith Was To Try To Pass Off His "Translation" Of The Egyptian Papyri As Valid
Posted By Kevin Graham
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
I think the greatest mistake by Smith was to try to pass off his "translation" of the Egyptian papyri as valid. In so doing, he allowed his new religion to become falsifiable. He just didn't realize Egyptian wouldn't remain a mystery to scholars.

I am of the opinion that when Martin Harris "lost" the 116 pages of translated Book of Mormon text, he merely hid it from Smith, hoping he would respond by offering a second translation of the same text. In so doing, he would be able to pull up the original, compare it with the second, and confirm with his wife whether or not Joseph Smith was really a prophet. If the two translations match, Smith is clearly a prophet. If not, then he is clearly a fraud. Smith responded the way one might expect a fraud to respond. He knew that if he translated the same text twice, then there is a chance the original version might surface to make his claims falsifiable. So he played it safe and came up with a "revelation" that said God wanted to punish him for letting Harris take the papers with him. His punishment? He wouldn't be allowed to translate that text again.

Funny how the BoM was supposedly for the benefit of the world, and not Joseph Smith, and yet the world must suffer the consequences of Harris' actions by not having these 116 pages of "inspired" text to guide the "restoration."
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Thursday, May 7, 2009, at 09:15 AM
Written By His Own Hand Upon Papyrus?
Posted By CaliforniaKid
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
When you are writing with your own hand, do you usually lose your train of thought and ramble on in a jumble of sentence fragments and half-finished thoughts? No, I didn't think so. We do this when we are speaking, but not so much when we're writing with our own hand. That's because we can look back at what we've just written in order to remind ourselves what comes next. So why does Abraham ramble on so incoherently in the BoA if he wrote it with his own hand?

"If two things exist, and there be one above the other, there shall be greater things above them; therefore Kolob is the greatest of all the Kokaubeam that thou hast seen, because it is nearest unto me."

Right. How does that follow, exactly? Oops, false start. Let's try that one again.

"Now, if there be two things, one above the other, and the moon be above the earth, then it may be that a planet or a star may exist above it; and there is nothing that the Lord thy God shall take in his heart to do but what he will do it."

That was a little better, although that last bit after the semicolon (besides being barely grammatically coherent) doesn't seem to quite fit with what came before.

"Howbeit that he made the greater star; as, also, if there be two spirits, and one shall be more intelligent than the other, yet these two spirits, notwithstanding one is more intelligent than the other, have no beginning; they existed before, they shall have no end, they shall exist after, for they are gnolaum, or eternal."

What the hell? I dare someone to try to parse that out for me. Not only is it not a complete sentence or even a coherent thought, it's also just downright twisted reasoning. God made the greater star, ergo the greater spirit is eternal? If there are two spirits, and one is more intelligent than the other, then they must both have always existed? Was the prophet in a drug-induced stupor when he dictated this?

"And the Lord said unto me: These two facts do exist, that there are two spirits, one being more intelligent than the other; there shall be another more intelligent than they; I am the Lord thy God, I am more intelligent than they all."

That was much more coherent than the rest, except for the part where we lay down a general principle and then violate the general principle in the very next thought. It's like saying, "No matter how smart one is, there's always someone smarter. I think I must be the smartest person in the world!"

Anyway, my point is that this passage shows signs of basically stream-of-consciousness composition: the kind of signs we would expect from an oral composition rather than from a written one. Add to that the fact that the passage basically operates under the assumptions of nineteenth-century natural theology, and I think we can say that this pretty clearly was not written by Abraham's own hand upon papyrus. Instead, it's a nineteenth century product of the mind of Joseph Smith, dictated by Smith to his scribe Willard Richards. And it's not even a very articulate or well-thought-out one.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009, at 10:02 AM
Will Schryver Loses His Mojo
Posted By Kevin Graham
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Earlier today I decided to write up a response to Will's claim that the testimonys suggest the Book of Abraham came from a missing papyrus. He responded by 1. outing me so the mods would immediately ban me (which they did) 2. faulting me for typos and 3. accusing me of relying on Vogel and Metcalfe for my "sudden acquisition of historical minutia." The funniest thing about that last comment is I managed to come up with this on my own, within an hour. Will acts like I must have broken into the Church vault or something, apparently because he couldn't get these documents, even with the help of six apologists! Anyway, enjoy...

Will Schryver scolds critics:
Critics don't like the Haven and Blanchard quotes (and others) that speak of the long roll.
Others? He hasn't even managed to produce two here. It appears Will hasn't read the Blanchard quotation which he fails to provide for his audience, since it says nothing about its length. Incidentally, it appears Will lifted that entire section of his article from John Gee's, "New Light on the Joseph Smith Papyri." This is from Gee:
a quantity of records, written on papyrus, in Egyptian hieroglyphics,"32 including (1) some papyri "preserved under glass,"33 described as "a number of glazed slides, like picture frames, containing sheets of papyrus, with Egyptian inscriptions and hieroglyphics";34 (2) "a long roll of manuscript"35 that contained the Book of Abraham;36 (3) "another roll";37 (4) and "two or three other small pieces of papyrus with astronomical calculations, epitaphs, &c."38
And now from Will's latest apologetic, changing only the footnote numbers:
a quantity of records, written on papyrus, in Egyptian hieroglyphics,'2 including (1) some papyri 'preserved under glass,'3 described as 'a number of glazed slides, like picture frames, containing sheets of papyrus, with Egyptian inscriptions and hieroglyphics';4 (2) 'a long roll of manuscript'5 that contained the Book of Abraham;6 (3) 'another roll';7 and (4) 'two or three other small pieces of papyrus, with astronomical calculations, epitaphs, &c.'"8
I guess I'm confused about why no citation was provided from Blanchard. Here is the relevant portion from the source, found in Relief Society Magazine, January, 1922:
What fun we had with Aunt Emma's boys, Joseph, Frederick, Alexander and David. How we raced through the house playing hide and seek. My favorite hiding place was in an old wardrobe which contained the mummies, and it was in here that I would creep while the others searched the house. There were three mummies: "The old Egyptian king, the queen and their daughter. The bodies were wrapped in seven layers of linen cut in thin strips. In the arms of the Old King, lay the roll of papyrus from which our prophet translated the Book of Abraham"
Contrary to Will, there is nothing to indicate the roll's length.

So let's move to the testimony of Charlotte Haven, in its context from Overland Monthly, "A Girl's Letters from Nauvoo," pp.623-624. What follows is a more detailed version of the testimony that you will not find in any apologetic treatment of the matter, for reasons soon to be obvious:
...we called on Joseph's mother, passing the site of the Nauvoo House, a spacious hotel, the first floor only laid. It is like the Temple in being erected on the tithe system, and when finished will surpass in splendor any hotel in the State. Here Joseph and his heirs for generations are to have apartments free of expense, and they think the crowned heads of Europe will rusticate beneath its roof. Madam Smith's residence is a log house very near her son's. She opened the door and received us cordially. She is a motherly kind of woman of about sixty years. She receives a little pittance by exhibiting The mummies to strangers. When we asked to see them, she lit a candle and conducted us up a short narrow stairway to a low, dark room under the roof. On one side were standing half a dozen mummies, to whom she introduced us, King Onitus and his royal household, -- one she did not know.

Then she took up what seemed to be a club wrapped in a dark cloth, and said, "This is the leg of Pharaoh's daughter, the one that saved Moses." Repressing a smile, I looked from the mummies to the old lady, but could detect nothing but earnestness and sincerity on her countenance. Then she turned to a long table, set her candlestick down, and opened a long roll of manuscript, saying it was, "the writing of Abraham and Isaac, written in Hebrew and Sancrit," and she read several minutes from it as if it were English. It sounded very much like passages from the Old Testament. - and it might have been for anything we knew - but she said she read it through the inspiration of her son Joseph, in whom she seemed to have perfect confidence. Then in the same way she interpreted to us hieroglyphics from another roll. One was Mother Eve being tempted by the serpent, who - the serpent, I mean - was standing on the tip of his tail, which with his two legs formed a tripod, and had his head in Eve's ear. I said, "But serpents don't have legs."

"They did before the fall," she asserted with perfect confidence. The Judge slipped a coin in her hand which she received smilingly, with a pleasant, "Come again," as we bade her goodby.
Now Will assures us that critics just,
want to diminish their reliability on the basis of the fact that these were young women who probably weren't really paying close attention to what was going on. I find that attitude condescending and naïve.
As is so often his wont, Will misrepresents the arguments from critics and LDS scholars alike. Yes, you heard me correctly. According to LDS scholar, Jay M. Todd:
One wonders if Charlotte is reporting accurately. Until more evidence is gathered, the sum and value of Charlotte's report remains clouded on several issues." (The Saga of the Book of Abraham, by Jay M. Todd, page 249)
The reason her testimony is considered questionable by reasonable standards of evidence, isn't because she was just a "young woman," but because we know her memory was clouded and she did not properly describe the material. She says they were written in Sanscrit, which we know is false. She says it included records of Isaac, which we know is false. She mentions two records on one roll, which from the more reliable account of William I. Appleby, we know to be false. She also fails to correctly describe the snake with legs (it wasn't standing on its tail). But William is dead certain her use of the word "long" must be dead accurate, assuming her perception of long is more than several feet.

It seems more likely that the papyri slides or sheets were laid out on the table back to back, appearing as one long roll. It is unrealistic to think Granny Smith would be constantly "rolling" and "unrolling" an eroding ancient document that was to be shown to strangers on a regular basis. The whole idea was to keep the collection preserved, and they were cut and glued to slides for preservation.

The reason apologetic versions of the Haven account never include the context probably has something to do with the fact that what Haven describes is clearly part of the extant material. She doesn't describe the serpent portion perfectly, but it is obvious she is referring to the same scene properly described by Appleby below.

All of this throws cold water on any hopes of establishing a missing source for the Book of Abraham, when she claims to be looking right at it!
when you stop to consider what kinds of things an 18-year-old woman would most notice in such an experience, it would be the kinds of elements we read in Haven's account: the length of the roll and the nature of the illustrations on the papyrus itself.
The last apologetic hope, it seems, must be hanging on the word "long." So how long is long? By what method does Will propose in determining Haven's meaning of the word "long"? He doesn't say. It seems he's just content to assert long means extremely long or maybe outrageously long, when it could very well be just a few feet, when comparing it to the other scraps. Will says Haven has given us the length of the roll. She hasn't. "Long" doesn't tell us the length anymore than "heavy" gives us the weight.

Will is clearly unaware of the fact that the Haven account has been address on numerous occassion over the past three decades, and only recently has the Blanchard reference been thrown into the mix, leading impressionable folks to believe it somehow counts as a second independent witness for the supposed, "long" description.

Since Will wants to accuse critics of being afraid of these so-called devastating eye-witness accounts, I suppose this would be a good time to ask him why John Gee finally got around to acknowledging the William I. Appleby account in 1999, but failed to provide the context that essentially refuted the argument he was trying to make. What follows is the full context of this statement from his journal entry of May 5, 1841:
To day I paid Br Joseph a visit. Saw the Rolls of papyrus and the writings thereon, taken from off the bosom of the Male Mummy, having some of the writings of ancient Abraham and of Joseph that was sold in Egypt. The writings are chiefly in the Egyptian language with the exception of a little Hebrew. I believe they give a description of some of the scenes in Ancient Egypt, of their worship, their Idol gods, etc. The writings are beautiful and plain, composed of red, and black inks. There is a perceptible difference, between the writings. Joseph, appears to have been the best scribe. There are representations of men, beasts, Birds, Idols and oxen attached to a kind of plough, a female guiding it. Also the serpent when he beguiled Eve. He appears with two legs, erect in form and appearance of man. But his head in the form, and representing the Serpent, with his forked tongue extended. There are likewise representations of an Alter erected, with a man bound and laid thereon, and a Priest with a knife in his hand, standing at the foot, with a dove over the person bound on the Altar with several Idol gods standing around it. A Celestial globe with the planet Kolob of first creation of the supreme being - a planet of light, - which planet - makes a revolution once in a thousand years, - Also the Lord revealing the Grand key words of the Holy Priesthood, to Adam in the garden of Eden, as also to Seth, Noah, Melchizedek, Abraham, and to all whom the Priesthood was revealed.

Abraham also in the Court of Pharaoh sitting upon the King's throne reasoning upon Astronomy, with a crown on his head, representing the Priesthood as emblematical of the grand Presidency in Heaven. And King Pharaoh, standing behind him, together with a Prince - a principle waiter, and a black slave of the King. A genealogy of the Mummies, and the Epitaphs and their deaths, etc., etc., are also distinctly represented on the Papyrus which is called the "Book of Abraham."

The Male mummy was one of the Ancient Pharaohs of Egypt, a Priest, as he is embalmed with his tongue extended, representing a speaker: The females were his wife and two daughters, as a part of the writing has been translated, and informs us, who they were, also whose writing it is, and when those mummies were embalmed, which is nearly four thousand years ago.
Appleby goes into strenuous detail in explaining what exactly it was he saw. He confirms that there is a "perceptible difference" between the writings of Abraham and Joseph, pointing out that "Joseph was the better scribe." This clearly points to the Breathings text as the source for the Book of Abraham, which, as Ed Ashment pointed out nearly two decades ago that:
despite Nibley, the evidence indicates that the Book of Abraham was developed from "that badly written, poorly preserved little text, entirely devoid of rubrics, which is today identified as the [Breathing Permit of Hor]."
Contrary to Will's assertion, the abundance of eye-witness testimony describing the Joseph Smith Papyri collection point us directly to extant portions that we can clearly identify. But I guess it is easy to make these arguments when you're only showing a fraction of the testimonies, divorced from their contexts.

One minor quibble: Jay Todd is not an LDS scholar. He was the managing editor of Church magazines back in the early 1990s when I was working there.

I am just disappointed to see BoA being taken backwards by Will Schryver. I mean seriously, Charlotte Haven? This is old news and Will is such an infant in ths arena he doesn't even realize it. She was one of my sources when I wrote my FAIR article, "A Case for the Missing Papyrus" back in 2001. My discussion with Brent Metcalfe prompted me to ask FAIR to remove it because it was filled with one flmsy reference after another. Will hopes to resurrect them with a new shine, but he doesn't know anything about source criticism. None of these guys do.

Every source they try to use ends up as another example of apologetic malpractice. Perhaps the worst one was the rubrics argument by Nibley and Rhodes, and then the Gustavo Seyffarth con that Gee tried to pull over on us.

In Gee's "New Light on the Joseph Smith Papyri," the only thing "new" was his use of the Blanchard reference, which turns out to prove nothing. Why not provide the citations youre relying on? Why assume your audience has to just trust your judgment? It is unscholarly to say the least. Nibley pulled this crap and the rest are just following his method, assuming nobody would check their sources they way nobody checked Nbley's. The irony is that whenever the Tanners use ellipses or fail to provide a citation the apologists jump all over their case and say it is evidence they aren't true scholars, and worse, that they are trying to deceive!

Well, why the double standard? That sledge hammer swings both ways. But when we call them out for deception, oh no, we're just being too uncharitable and intolerable! They deserve the benefit of the doubt, no one else.
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Monday, Aug 17, 2009, at 08:08 AM
Book Of Abraham, Why Isn't This The Silver Bullet?
Posted By Oregon
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Is this as black and white as possible? Or am I missing something? Why isnt this enough to show that the BoA is a fraud to TBM's?

To see the facimilie 1 in reference to the below look here:

http://www.answers.com/topic/book-of-...

Element 1.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The Angel of the Lord.

Explanation by Egyptologists
"The soul of Osiris (which should have a human head)"

Element 2.
Joseph Smith Explanation
Abraham fastened upon an altar.

Explanation by Egyptologists
Osiris coming to life on his couch, which is in the shape of a lion"

Element 3.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous priest of Elkenah attempting to offer up Abraham as a sacrifice

Explanation by Egyptologists
The God Anubis (who should have a jackal's head) effecting the resurrection of Osiris"

Element 4.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The altar for sacrifice by the idolatrous priests, standing before the gods of Elkenah, Libnah, Mahmackrah, Korash, and Pharaoh.

Explanation by Egyptologists
The funeral bed of Osiris

Element 5.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous god of Elkenah.

Explanation by Egyptologists
Canopic jar portraying Qebehsenuf with a falcon's head - one of the four sons of Horus

Element 6.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous god of Libnah.

Explanation by Egyptologists
Canopic jar portraying Duamutef with a jackal's head - one of the four sons of Horus

Element 7.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous god of Mahmackrah

Explanation by Egyptologists
Canopic jar portraying Hapy with an ape's head - one of the four sons of Horus

Element 8.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous god of Korash

Explanation by Egyptologists
Canopic jar portraying Imsety with a human head - one of the four sons of Horus

Element 9.
Joseph Smith Explanation
The idolatrous god of Pharaoh

Explanation by Egyptologists
The sacred crocodile, symbolic of the god Sedet"

Element 10.
Joseph Smith Explanation
Abraham in Egypt.

Explanation by Egyptologists
Altar laden with offerings"

Element 11.
Joseph Smith Explanation
Designed to represent the pillars of heaven, as understood by the Egyptians

Explanation by Egyptologists
An ornament peculiar to Egyptian art"

Element 12.
Joseph Smith Explanation
Raukeeyang, signifying expanse, or the firmament over our heads; but in this case, in relation to this subject, the Egyptians meant it to signify Shaumau, to be high, or the heavens, answering to the Hebrew word, Shaumahyeem

Explanation by Egyptologists
Customary representation of ground in Egyptian paintings

Note:The word Shauman is not Egyptian, and the Hebrew word is badly copied.
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Monday, Aug 17, 2009, at 08:09 AM
The Book Of Abraham Fiasco Taught Me That Reality Doesn't Matter To Mormons
Posted By Baura
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
"Silver bullet?" That's what I would have thought. I have trouble imagining anything clearer or more devastating to the claims of JS's "prophetic mantle."

But it was just a blip on the radar screen. A few who made noise over it were quietly ex'd and everyone else got up and put white shirts on and went to Church on Sunday. As I see it there are a whole closet full of "Silver Bullets" that prove unequivocally that Mormonism is bogus. But none of that matters if someone really WANTS to believe it's true.

But one thing has changed. When I was a young TBM Mormons bragged about how their faith was practical and logical. Mormons constantly had war stories about getting the best of critics by reasoning from the scriptures.

That was before mesoamerican archaeology had gotten so far. That was way back when Joseph Fielding Smith and Mark E. Petersen could claim BY was "misquoted" in his Adam-God sermon. That was back when nobody knew about Joseph Smith taking other men's wives or 14-year old girls. That was back when post-manifesto polygamy was undocumented. That was back when DNA markers were but a theoretical pipe-dream.

One of the biggest hits my fledgling testimony took was reading an apologetic article by Hugh Nibley concerning the BOA. He laid out the argument against it that was published in 1912 (1912?? Why hadn't I heard of this?) he told the story in terms unflattering to the critics but he did present their argument which seemed incredibly strong to me. However I knew that by the end of the article Nibley would have it completely refuted. After all this was the "Improvement Era" (precursor to the "Ensign") and this was Hugh Nibley!

Well, I got to the end of the article and his defense was incredibly lame. I was shocked that this was the best he could do. Later when I actually looked into the BOA situation it was much worse than I had imagined. But when I'd mention it to Mormons they'd spout some phrase they'd been told and that would be the end of it.

To this day BOA apologetics still appears the work of mental patients. You can't clearly confront the problem without appearing anti-Mormon so you have to go nuts.

So the upshot is that the Church has changed it's epistemological approach. Now evidence doesn't matter. It's only your "spiritual confirmation" that counts and nothing else. In the old days the two worked hand in hand, "spiritual confirmation" and "evidence." Well now that the evidence is no longer just cherry-picked parallels the value of "evidence" has gone way down in Mormonism. It's become a much more mystic religion in its approach.
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Thursday, Aug 20, 2009, at 08:58 AM
Perhaps This Is Where FAIR Is Coming From
Posted By confused
BOOK OF ABRAHAM - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Following the discovery of the Egyptian Papyri and evidence of strange accounts of the First Vision (from Cheesman and BYU), Ferguson concluded definitively that the church was false. He didn't share this information with his family, seeing the church as having social utility. But the documentation of his personal conclusions is irrefutable. For example, in a letter written Feb. 9, 1976, he gave this advice:
"…Mormonism is probably the best conceived myth-fraternity to which one can belong…Joseph Smith tried so hard he put himself out on a limb with the Book of Abraham, and also with the Book of Mormon. He can be refuted - but why bother…It would be like wiping out placebos in medicine, and that would make no sense when they do lots of good…

"Why not say the right things and keep your membership in the great fraternity, enjoying the good things you like and discarding the ones you can't swallow (and keeping your mouth shut)? Hypocritical? Maybe…thousands of members have done, and are doing, what I suggest you consider doing. Silence is golden - etc…So why try to be heroic and fight the myths - the Mormon one or any other that does more good than ill?

"Perhaps you and I have been spoofed by Joseph Smith. Now that we have the inside dope - why not spoof a little back and stay aboard?"