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Friday, Dec 29, 2006, at 08:22 AM
Training Children Is The Same As Training Dogs
Posted By Substrate
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
N. Eldon Tanner wrote:
"It is an interesting thing when we are training animals, we expect those animals to do exactly what they are told, and we will spend hours, we will spend days, and we will spend weeks, and we will spend months training a hunting dog or a sheep dog or a horse; and they do the same in a circus with their circus animals. Those men who are acrobats in a circus spend months and years in preparing to do those things that are necessary, using all the laws and obeying those laws to accomplish what they wish to do.

"This is true with anything in life. But we are prepared to spend that time and give rewards to our animals when they do right and punish them otherwise, and if they won’t do what we tell them and we can’t train them, we dispose of them. How much more important that we take time to train our children to do what is right, and ourselves as children of God, to do what is right, and to be sure we are where we should be when we should be, doing the things we should be doing in keeping the commandments of God, being obedient in every way. As we do this, we can gain eternal life. How true this is!"
N. Eldon Tanner, “Obedience,” Ensign, Jan. 1974, p92
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Monday, Feb 26, 2007, at 07:15 AM
Ensign Article Contradicts FARMS Propoganda On Masons
Posted By Polygamy Porter
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Has the editor of the church rag even heard of FARMS?

From a Feb 2007 Ensign article:
Did Joseph Smith reinvent the temple by putting all the fragments—Jewish, Orthodox, Masonic, Gnostic, Hindu, Egyptian, and so forth—together again?
Notice how they attempt to obfuscate the heavy masonic influence by throwing in five other words? Plain and simple, Smith ripped off the Masonic ceremonies and used them for his temple ceremony.

You will ONLY find such vague opinions from LDS Inc. All outside investigations and research all point to a strong if not complete Masonic connection.

This article, published by LDS Inc themselves, does not align at all with what their own scholarly research team at BYU has printed nearly EIGHT YEARS AGO... HELLO?

The Ensign facade continues:
No, that is not how it is done. Very few of the fragments were available in his day, and the job of putting them together was begun, as we have seen, only in the latter half of the nineteenth century. Even when they are available, those poor fragments do not come together of themselves to make a whole; to this day the scholars who collect them do not know what to make of them.
Oh reaahhhhillly?

Horsepuckie! Cow Dung! According to their very own LDS Scholars at BYU , the masons were JEALOUS of old Joe and his superior knowledge:
Joseph, the Prophet, was aware that there were some things about Masonry which had come down from the beginning and he desired to know what they were, hence the lodge.

The Masons admitted some keys of knowledge appertaining to Masonry were lost.

Joseph inquired of the Lord concerning the matter and He revealed to the Prophet true Masonry, as we have it in our temples.

Owing to the superior knowledge Joseph received, the Masons became jealous and cut off the Mormon lodge.
Check out the concluding circular logic in the remainder of the Ensign obfuscation from above:
The temple is not to be derived from them, but the other way around. … That anything of such fulness, consistency, ingenuity, and perfection could have been brought forth at a single time and place—overnight, as it were is quite adequate proof of a special dispensation.
That circular logic is soooo typical of sheeple speak. Lets see which stray sheep wanders up here first to attempt to cover up this pile of sheep crap.

Read this gem in that same article:
Let me suggest that the reason why temple building and temple worship have been found in every age, on every hand, and among every people, is because the gospel in its fullness was revealed to Adam, and that all religions and religious practices are therefore derived from the remnants of the truth given to Adam and transmitted by him to the patriarchs. The ordinances of the temple in so far as then necessary, were given, no doubt, in those early days, and, very naturally, corruptions of them have been handed down the ages. Those who understand the eternal nature of the gospel—planned before the foundations of the earth—understand clearly why all history seems to revolve about the building and use of temples.
So can one of the resident members of the Garment patrol please 'splain that?

If the "fullness of the gospel was revealed to Adam", then what was Christ doing? Restoring it? Then Joe, restoring it AGAIN?
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Tuesday, Mar 6, 2007, at 07:37 AM
Stupid Mormon Tricks – Tips For Telling The Difference Between “promptings” Of The Spirit And Those Pesky Personal Feelings
Posted By Lucyfer
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
I am soooo happy to have my Ensign subscription back again. I missed my monthly dose of Mormon mirth and merriment! The March 2007 edition has a fabulous article under “Questions & Answers” in which loony TBMs have written in their own special “tips” for distinguishing between “promptings” of the Holy Spirit and personal feelings. These responses are hilarious, sad and/or scary - depending on how you look at it. Here is a sampling:

The “I’m too stupid for my hat” tip –

“When making important decisions, I use the text given in D&C 8:2 as my guide: “I will tell you in your mind and in your heart, by the holy ghost.’ If the prompting makes sense in my mind and feels good in my heart, I can have confidence that it is right and comes from the Lord. If the two are not in harmony and I am confused, I know I may need to step back, take some time, reconsider the options, and modify the decision”…..

Interpretation – In order for me to make a decision on a major life issue, it needs to make sense AND feel good! If the decision works out, then it must have come from an imaginary being because I am too stupid to reason anything out for myself! If my decision goes to hell in a hand basket, well, it must have been those stupid personal feelings again – gosh darn it!!!

The “Let’s pretend my good common sense = spiritual promptings” tip -

“The majority of my answers to prayers have come as I have followed this process: studying out the issue in my mind (D&C 9:8-9), making the best decision that follows what I know to be right, and then going forward with what I have decided even if I don’t get an answer from the Lord. Then, as I act on my decision, I feel comfortable and at peace, and may even feel a strong burning in my bosom later on.”

Interpretation – I think through the decisions in my life using a rational process and am guided by my own internal compass about what is right and wrong. My rational decisions usually work out, so I just pretend they were brought on by spiritual intervention! Hey, if it were just me doing the thinking, things would not work out – right?

The “feeeeelings...whoa, whoa, whoa...feeeelings” tip

“This method works for me and is helping me teach my children to recognize promptings: When you are in a situation where you are positive that the spirit is present – such as during testimony meeting, during a musical number, after receiving a blessing and so on - take notes on how you feel. Write down your thoughts and feelings. This way you can learn what the Spirit feels like!”

Interpretation – I generally don’t think at all- why bother?? When something gives me warm fuzzy feelings, I just go with it. I am a completely irresponsible, brainless person who takes pride in passing these admirable Mormon traits onto my offspring!

The “Mormon silliness masquerading as scientific method” tip –

“I have found that if a thought has one or more of the following characteristics, it has a high probability of being a prompting. Then, I act on it, as long as it is safe and righteous.

-The thought increases your awareness of the situation so you can make a good decision
-An insistent righteous thought seems to come back after you have dismissed it
-The thought prompts you to act in a more logical way, even if you don’t see anything wrong with your current way”

Interpretation - I pretend to use a multi-phase logical decision making process so that I appear to be a rational reasonable human being. I am trying to make it look like I have scientifically studied when my decisions are a result of promptings as opposed to my own emotional responses. I really don’t know jack, but talking about stuff like probability makes me look smart. Actually, I act on unpredictable feelings and emotion, but I don’t want to admit that.

The article closes with a lovely summary of the “distinguishing characteristics” of inspiration by Elder Dallin H. Oaks. Leave it to an attorney to quantify exactly how Mormons know the decisions they are making actually come from an imaginary being messing with their heads.

Man, oh man.
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Monday, Jun 4, 2007, at 07:48 AM
June 2007 Ensign : Do Not Seek Answers From Outside The Church
Posted By Infymus
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
The current issue of the Ensign (June 2007) has the following:
“A Firm Foundation in a Shaky World - Don't let something you don't know shake your faith in something you do know. When questions that don't seem to have answers build stress along the fault line between the world and the gospel, the resulting quake can cause casualties of faith among those whose foundations are weak.”
What are some of the questions that do not have answers?
  • Why are there so many versions of the First Vision?
  • Why did Brigham Young teach the Adam God Doctrine and why did the Church get rid of it, including changing the D&C, the History Of The Church and even the Hymn book?
  • Why do modern-day Egyptologists - who can now fully read ancient Egyptian - say the Book of Abraham Facsimiles show that Joseph Smith was totally wrong in his interpretation?
  • Why does the Church condemn polygamy in the media, yet their own current scriptures (See D&C section 132) say that Polygamy is necessary for Godhood?
  • Why does the Church state that it is not racist, yet there are thousands of paragraphs in Church History showing racism even as late as the 1970's with Ezra Taft Benson?
  • Why did Joseph Smith create a bank and swindle people out of over $30,000 dollars?
  • Why did Brigham Young order the Mountain Meadows Massacre and why does the Church now cover it up?
  • Why does FARMS teach about the "Limited Geography Theory" when official cannoized Church Doctrine contradicts it?
  • How did a murderer by the name of Hoffman get into the inner sanctum of the First Presidency? Why was the Church buying up documents to hide them away and ended up getting ripped off by Hoffman?
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There are hundreds of issues. You will not find answers to these questions from “someone you know” (meaning the Church). You will only find the answers from “someone you don't know”. And your faith will be shaken when you start unraveling the issues within Mormonism. So, in the words of the Church (through the Ensign), don't ask, don't tell, don't talk. Keep quiet or your faith may be shaken. And if you don't find an answer within the Church, here is your answer:
“When searching through praying, reading the scriptures, and studying the words of our leaders doesn't turn up an answer, we wait (see D&C 101:16).”
As others have commented, Mormons who only look towards the Church for answers will be waiting a long, long time. In the eyes of the Church, that is perfect.
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Monday, Jul 30, 2007, at 07:33 AM
Dealing With Anti-Mormon Literature
Posted By Sethbag
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
While I was sitting on the couch today listening to our home teachers retell Pres. Monson's story about the wedge that was left in a cleft of an oak tree, and caused the destruction of the tree a few years later, I glanced down and saw the cover of the July, 2007 issue of "The New Era".

On the cover was "Dealing with Anti-Mormon Literature, p. 14", so tonight I picked it up to have a look.

I have to laugh at TBMs on MAD, this board, etc. who say that the church doesn't try to steer people away from anti-mormon literature. They absolutely do, and this article is a good example of it.

Here are some bullet points from the first page of the two-page article.
  • Say you would rather read something you trust, like the scriptures.
  • Spending a lot of time and energy reading anti-Mormon literature would be a waste.
  • If you run across it, discuss it with someone who is knowledgeable about the gospel.
  • Never take anti-Mormon literature at face value.
  • Honest inquiry is good, but everything needs a proper perspective and context.
Just reading these bullet points, I have visions of Boyd K. Packer waving his fingers in front of our face in the Jedi mind trick "these aren't the truths you're looking for", and we all, zombie-like, intone "these aren't the truths we're looking for", and then he says "you want to read the scriptures and pay your tithing", and we all intone "I want to read the scriptures and pay my tithing" and we wander off, later wondering what just happened, but with this inexplicable hankering to pull out the triple combination and write GBH a check.

Here's another gem:
Think of how you feel when you read the Book of Mormon, or bear your testimony. How do these feelings compare with the feelings that come from reading anti-Mormon literature? Which is guiding you to the truth? [emphasis added]
Despite whatever denials you may ever have read over on MAD or from the TBMs here that the LDS testiphony relies on feelings, here's the Chapel Mormon magazine for LDS laying it all for the chapel mormon youth, and it's all about the feelings. Here's what they're saying, whether they would say it this way or not. "We deliberately put ourselves into a state where we feel good when we read the scriptures or bear our testimony, and reading anti-mormon literature creates disturbances in our minds, because it challenges the foundations of the church we've built our lives on. Since LDS testimonies rely on feelings, and anti-Mormon literature induces disturbing feelings, you should interpret those disturbing feelings as God's way of telling you that the anti-Mormon literature is false."

They have "Readers" section at the end of the article with answers provided by some teenaged and young 20s readers who replied to some question about what to do if a friend shows you some anti-Mormon literature.

Here's a good one:
Just tell your friend the truth, that you find that literature disturbing. If he or she is a true friend, he or she will have no problem with it. Stick with your feeling of not wanting to read it. If you do read it, it could open up a window of doubt. There are plenty of good books (like True to the Faith) that have been written through inspiration. Pick up one of those so that you may know how to respond to questions. [emphasis added]
And another:
Anti-Mormon literature will be filled with scriptures or quotes that are taken out of context and twisted to serve the author's purpose of filling people's minds with doubt about the Church. The fact that you get an uneasy feeling when you read anti-mormon literature should be proof enough. The best thing you can do to be prepared for questions is to be faithful and read the Book of Mormon daily. Also, most people who will ask you questions that come from the anti-Mormon literature are not interested in finding the gospel. They want you to argue with them so they can twist your words (see Alma 11). [emphasis added]
Isn't it so painfully obvious now that they work hard to instill a fear of anti-Mormon literature into people, and then point out that if they feel uneasy while reading it, that's proof that it's false? They've created their own anti-dote here. They've undermined a person's ability to read information and process it with their normal rational faculties. Over time this because a very real blind spot with them. This is why you can have brilliant scientists, lawyers, doctors, or whatever else who are LDS, who are smart and rational about every aspect of their life but the LDS church. They've slowly, over the years, turned off their brain's normal critical thinking thought processes whenever the topic revolves around the LDS church, thought processes which they may apply brilliantly in other areas of their lives, but cannot see to do it where the church is concerned.

One last one for the road:
One day I was talking to a friend, who is not a member of our church, and we almost got to the point where we started putting each other's churches down, but I didn't want it to get to that point, so I just bore my testimony and stopped. A few weeks later I got some pamphlets and magazines in the mail from her. I could have kept them so that I would know what some writers think about our church, but I didn't. This experience made me want to be more prepared when things like this happen. [emphasis added]
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Friday, Dec 28, 2007, at 08:25 AM
Watch For The Spin In The January Ensign - Joseph Smith Telling Stories About The Book Of Mormon Before He Received The Plates
Posted By MythBuster
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
On page 41 of the January Ensign is an unsigned article titled "...and it came to pass". This article mentions Lucy Mack Smith's recollection that Joseph told his family stories of the "ancient inhabitants of this continent".

The SPIN in the Ensign is in this statement "Joseph's mother, Lucy, wrote of the time period when Jospeh was discovering the stories of the Book of Mormon for himself" followed by a quote about Joseph telling his family stories about those "ancient inhabitants".

On this page (http://www.irr.org/mit/Early-Mormon-D...) you can read essentially the same quote:
"In the course of our evening conversations Joseph would give us some of the most amusing recitals which could be imagined he would describe the ancient inhabitants of this continent, their dress, their manner of traveling, the animals which they rode, the cities that were built by them, the structure of their buildings, with every particular of their mode of warfare, their religious worship as particularly as though he had spent his life with them. It will be recollected by the reader that all that I mentioned and much more took place within the compass of one short year. (EMD, vol. 1, p. 296)"
So, the anonymous author(s) of the article is/are essentially giving the average Mormon that hasn't (or wouldn't) take the time to learn the background on this quote a feel good explanation for the quote.

Now, rather than wondering how Joseph could be telling stories about the Book of Mormon people before he's even obtained the plates, much less "translated" them, Mormons will just say that Joseph was being told these stories by Moroni.

Don't even dare think that his storytelling ability may indicate that he made up the Book of Mormon, or perhaps was reading a Manuscript obtained from someone else - he was being Divinely Home-Schooled!

I'm sure this is how apologists have long explained this quote - but now it is in the "canon" of the Church by being included in the Ensign.
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Friday, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:36 AM
Shattered Faith Syndrome
Posted By Merry Prankster
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
It is interesting that the on-line chapter (Confusing Tradition With Doctrine) of "Shattered Faith Syndrome" starts with this quote from Ronald Poelman's infamous talk in 1984:
"Sometimes traditions, customs, social practices and personal preferences of individual Church members may, through repeated or common usage be misconstrued as Church procedures or policies. Occasionally, such traditions, customs and practices may even be regarded by some as eternal principles."
This language was stricken from the official version of the talk that appeared in the Ensign and replaced with the following language:
"The eternal principles of the gospel implemented through the divinely inspired Church apply to a wide variety of individuals in diverse cultures."
This revision along with a number of other revisions were made without any notations or indications informing the reader about the changes. The church even taped Poelman giving the revised version of the talk in the Tabernacle in order to create the impression that the revised talk was the original talk. As one website reports:
"The thousands of LDS Church members who attended the October 1984 General Conference, who watched it live on their televisions, or listened to it being broadcast on the radio, had the opportunity of hearing Elder Ronald Poelman give what some considered to be the best talk of the conference. What a surprise it indeed was for some of them to discover a heavily revised version of his remarks in the Ensign the following month, which differed substantially from the sermon they had originally heard and from the excerpts given in the Church News.

"Of course, most members of the Church – living outside of America - wouldn’t have had the opportunity to watch the conference live, and therefore would of relied on video tapes shown at their Stake Centres. Those who watched such tapes, however, would remain unaware that a change had been made in Elder Poelman’s talk, due to the fact that following conference he was re-filmed giving the altered version of his speech in the tabernacle, and it was presented in such a way on the video that it would seem to viewers as if he was speaking live."
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/bram...

Since the footnotes to this chapter are not included in the on-line pdf file, I cannot tell whether or not the author of "Shaken Faith Syndrome" notes any of this controversy surrounding this talk. But I do find some irony that one of the later chapters in this book is entitled "Church 'Cover-Up.'"
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Sunday, Dec 28, 2008, at 09:17 AM
The Rest Of The Story
Posted By substrate
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
This month's Ensign contains quotes describing the character of Joseph Smith to help us gain "insight" into the man, but the sources of the quotes are perhaps more interesting than the quotes themselves.

"Jesse N. Smith, the Prophet’s cousin, said: “[Joseph Smith was] incomparably the most God-like man I ever saw. … I know that by nature he was incapable of lying and deceitfulness, possessing the greatest kindness and nobility of character. I felt when in his presence that he could read me through and through. I know he was all that he claimed to be.”

Jesse N. Smith was born in December 1834, making him 9 years old at the time of Joseph Smith's death. One would assume that a nine year old would have to possess remarkable insight to pronounce such judgments of character.

"Emmeline Blanche Wells wrote: “In the Prophet Joseph Smith, I believed I recognized the great spiritual power that brought joy and comfort to the Saints. … The power of God rested upon him to such a degree that on many occasions he seemed transfigured. … The glory of his countenance was beyond description.”

Emmeline was 16 at the prophet's death. She had arrived in April of 1844, just two months before his death. One wonders how she would have had time in those two months to have seen him "transfigured ... on many occasions."

"Amasa Potter recalled: “I remember the Prophet arising to preach to a large congregation in the grove west of the Temple in Nauvoo. … Joseph stated that every Latter-day Saint had a [spiritual] gift, and by living a righteous life, and asking for it, the Holy Spirit would reveal it to him or her.”

Amasa Potter was born in 1833, making him 11 years old at the prophet's death. He is perhaps best known for his claim to have found Nephite wheat in a burial mound on his property in Payson, Utah, in 1870. The Nephite wheat, it was said, produced much more than its modern equivalents.

"Parley P. Pratt wrote of the time the Prophet Joseph Smith and others were held as prisoners in the jail in Richmond, Missouri. They had listened for hours to the dreadful blasphemies and filthy language of the guards. “On a sudden [Joseph] arose to his feet, and spoke in a voice of thunder, or as the roaring lion, uttering, as near as I can recollect, the following words:

“‘SILENCE. … In the name of Jesus Christ I rebuke you, and command you to be still.’ …

“The quailing guards … begged his pardon, and remained quiet.”

This account is well-known, but of course, it's important to know that a year before this event, Pratt was denouncing Joseph Smith in the Kirtland Temple following the failure of the Kirtland Bank.

"Mercy R. Thompson wrote of the Prophet, “When riding with him and his wife Emma in their carriage I have known him to alight and gather prairie flowers for my little girl.”

Mercy was the sister of Mary Fielding Smith, wife of Hyrum Smith.

"Mosiah L. Hancock wrote, “Brother Joseph offered to pull sticks with anyone—and he pulled them all up one at a time.”

Mosiah Hancock was ten years old when Joseph died.

"Eunice Billings Snow wrote: “I saw the ‘Nauvoo Legion’ on parade with the Prophet, … with his wife, Emma Hale Smith, on horseback at the head of the troops. … He so fair, and she so dark, in their beautiful riding-habits. He in full military suit, and she with her habit trimmed with gold buttons. … His favorite riding-horse was named Charlie, a big black steed.”

Eunice Billings Snow was also ten years old at the death of the prophet. Seeing General Joseph Smith in full military dress would probably have been impressive to a child.

"Parley P. Pratt recalled, “On the 21st day of February, 1835, I took the oath and covenant of apostleship, and was solemnly set apart and ordained to that office; and as a member of that quorum under the hands of Joseph Smith, Oliver Cowdery and David Whitmer.”

And two years later he was denouncing the man who ordained him (as were the other two men who ordained him).

"Lucy Walker Kimball wrote: “He well knew … that he must sacrifice his life for the principles God had revealed through him. … I have often heard him say he expected to seal his testimony with his blood.”

This would be the same Lucy Walker who at age 15 had become one of Joseph Smith's plural wives. Of her wedding she said, “Emma Smith was not present and she did not consent to the marriage; she did not know anything about it at all.”
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Thursday, Jan 1, 2009, at 05:30 PM
January First Presidency Message: Warn Your Neighbors
Posted By January
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
I don't know why I torture myself in this way, but have any of you seen the First Presidency Message for January by Henry Eyring? I haven't seen one of these in a while, are they all this pathetic?
Because the Lord is kind, He calls servants to warn people of danger. That call to warn is made harder and more important by the fact that the warnings of most worth are about dangers that people don't yet think are real...

The duty to warn our neighbor falls on all of us who have accepted the covenant of baptism. We are to talk with nonmember friends and relatives about the gospel. Our purpose is to invite them to be taught by the full-time missionaries, who are called and set apart to teach. ...

As a member of the Church, you can expect that the full-time or the ward or branch missionaries will ask for the opportunity to help you make a list of people with whom you could share the gospel. The missionaries may suggest you think of relatives, neighbors, and acquaintances. They may ask you to set a date by which you will try to have the person or family prepared to be taught by the missionaries.

...The Lord would not use the word warn if there was no danger. Yet not many people we know sense it. They have learned to ignore the increasing evidence that society is unraveling and that their lives and family lack the peace they once thought was possible. That willingness to ignore the signs of danger can make it easy for you to think: "Why should I speak to anyone about the gospel who seems content? What danger is there to them or to me if I do or say nothing?"

Well, the danger may be hard to see, but it is real, both for them and for us. For instance, at some moment in the world to come, everyone you met in this life will know what you know now. They will know that the only way to live forever in association with our families and in the presence of our Heavenly Father and His Son, Jesus Christ, is to choose to enter into the gate by baptism at the hands of those with authority from God. They will know that the only way families can be together forever is to accept and keep sacred covenants offered in the temples of God on this earth. They will know that you knew. And they will remember whether you offered them what someone had offered you.

THIS is one of the reasons why many Christians think the LDS church is a cult. Christians believe they will have meaningful associations with loved ones and God in the next life. But Henry says NO, if you are not MORMON, if you some other type of Christian, you WON'T. This is downright offensive to other Christians. Eyring even shares a story of a non-LDS family from another church, whose son became LDS after all the kindness showed to him. No wonder it's impossible to have a real, honest relationship with Mormon neighbors: they think they have to convert you and that they are always on show to provide an Example(TM) for you. (Do they ever stop and consider the ways non-LDS people could be an example to them?)

I feel bad for the Mormons who feel guilted by this crap. Look at the fear that is used:
-You are in DANGER if you are not Mormon.
-Your friends will know if you FAILED THEM in the next life.
-Non-Mormons (or less valiant Mormons) will NOT live with their families and loved ones or Jesus in the next life (if that's not hell, what is?).
-Society is UNRAVELING; peace is only available through the LDS church.

I think that while the "eternal families" doctrine sounds nice, in practice it is an exclusive doctrine that causes much strife in mixed-LDS families, and it is impossible to divorce this doctrine from its unfortunate roots in the polygamy and polyandry practiced by Joseph Smith.
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Monday, Feb 2, 2009, at 07:41 AM
Moroni's Promise Not Necessary To Know Church Is True
Posted By General in the Pre-existence
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Back when I was still in high school, I temporarily allowed myself to question whether I REALLY believed everything the church taught. I decided to actually try to cash in on Moroni's "promise" and got nothing, even after reading the BoM all the way through again.

Fortunately for the morg, an article came out in the New Era that basically said that you don't need any spiritual confirmations to know the BoM is true. It went so far as to say you might not get the confirmation because you already know its true and God hates answering questions you know the answer to.

This article in essece, kept me in the church long enough to go on my cosmic soul saving holy crusade (kudos to whoever originally came up with that term).

http://www.lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp...

Another New Era I found while looking for the previous one states that you can know the BoM is true if you like hearing birds sing.

http://www.lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp...

What a great set up.

Spiritual confirmation (burning bosom) = Church is true

No spiritual confirmation = Church is true
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Monday, Jun 1, 2009, at 07:43 AM
Causes Of Personal Apostacy
Posted By Crathes
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
In the new (June 2009) Ensign, there is an article discussing personal apostacy. Yup, that's right, the causes of this are sinning and fault finding of leaders.

http://lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?vgn...

I often wonder why it is that others join the Mormon church. What form of personal apostacy caused the convert to leave the Catholic, or Lutheran et al churches. Was it their sinful nature? Was it fault finding with their pastor? If leaving a church reflects personal apostacy, then the Mormon church will have major issues with their new converts. In fact, I would bet that less than 1 in 3 stays active!

The closing line of the article: "I testify that we can avoid the mists of darkness that lead to personal apostacy by repenting of our sins, overcoming offense, eliminating fault finding, and following our Church leaders. We can also avoid those mists by humbling ourselves, forgiving others, keeping covenants, partaking of the sacrament worthily each week, and strengthening our testimonies through prayer, daily scripture study, temple attendance where possible, magnifyig our Church callings, and serving our fellowmen."

This is so full of bad logic and manipulation, I just don't know where to start!!

I had to laugh when I realized the church is accusing "apostates" of the very behavior THEY engage in!

The article states:
"The gospel reference guidebook True to the Faith defines “apostasy” as the act of individuals, the Church, or entire nations falling away from the truth."
So if the church teaches lies, then THEY are apostates.

Here's another quote from the article:
"Apostasy frequently results when a person commits serious sin but does not repent. To silence his conscience or justify his sinful actions, the individual [church] moves away from the truth, looking for imperfections in others "
Yep, they accuse apostates of sin rather than admit to the serious mistakes in their own beliefs (B of M, B of A) , lies (of JS and in their whitewashing of church history) and inconsistencies in their own doctrine. They WILL NOT address problems with their own teachings and practices, but resort to character assassination of anyone who recognizes the problems.

And another:
"We enter a state of apostasy when we assume authority we do not possess or when we seek revelation for a stewardship outside of our sphere of responsibility. "
Okay . . . .so WHO is assuming authority? Who presumes to speak for God? Who "calls" people to do things for God? Who asks people personal questions and judges their worthiness? Can you GET any more presumptuous?

Perhaps they are referring to the wackjobs who claim their own "revelations" and seek to set up their own offshoot religions. But most so-called apostates just want to assume authority in their own lives. That doesn't sound too presumptuous to me.

Yet will the church allow MEMBERS to call the leaders on their boundary violations? NO. That's considered the first step to apostacy.
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Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009, at 02:47 PM
Dear Youth: Never Ever Think For Yourselves
Posted By Gilgal Garden
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
When they go shopping "....these young Latter-day Saint women take both cash and a certain booklet. That same booklet guides their parents when buying clothes or looking for a film to view."

In Mormonism you just can't do anything without a manual. You just can't be trusted to think for yourself or to use your own judgment. Ever.

So, bring the manual with you at all times. The quote above is from the current Ensign about how some youth in England take their cultish love of "For the Strength of Youth" to a whole new level.

The title of the article? Appropriately enough: "Standards: One Size Fits All."

The youth are constantly being reinforced with the pamphlet, For the Strenghth of Youth. Adult teachers and speakers would use the pamphlet in every aspect of youth meetings and classes. I heard many a member refer to it as "For the strength of the church" pamphlet. Kids were given pocket size pamphlets to carry on their person so they could refer to it when in doubt. Even adults/parents were encouraged to keep it on their person.

The message is that kids and parents are not able to get through the temptations of this age without the express guidelines written down by the prophets. Life without this booklet will end in tragedy! The message is if you don't follow the direction of the brethren, you will be miserable and unproductive in your life. The message is that you will not be able to serve the church and do its work if you stray from the booklet! Where is the agency when fear and guilt are on the line?

The church is true about one thing, it does the thinking for you. You need not fear if you do exactly what we tell you to do, when we tell you to do it. So pray, pay and obey or you will live with heartache, misery and unhappiness for the rest of your life.
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Thursday, Jul 30, 2009, at 08:36 AM
Guilt For Financial Difficulties In The New Ensign: Oh And Misogynistic Drivel As A Bonus
Posted By Elmo James
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
I was just reading an article in the Ensign titled “Staying Home…Again.”

http://www.lds.org/churchmagazines/EN_2009_08_00___04208_000_000.pdf

It’s basically about a mother who started working outside the home in a family-owned business and really started to like it. She was, of course, plagued with guilt over actually enjoying her work outside the home and, in some cases, dreading to come home to fufill her “divine role” as wife and mother. She started to panic and prayed that HF would 1) help her to rekindle her desire to be at home full time, and 2) help her find a way to become a full-time mom again. Luckily HF answered her prayer by bringing on the bad economy, which caused them to default on the business loan. After going out of business, this good sister was able to resume her divine role as wife and mother.

This article is offensive in so many ways, and I feel sorry for TBMs who read and actually are influenced by this misogynistic drivel. But there was a paragraph that struck me.
A few months after my first prayer, we reached a point where we were no longer able to make our loan payments on the business. Eventually we had no choice but to close the business and allow it to go into foreclosure. The bank would sell the building for much less than it would get as an operating company, and we would be responsible for the difference, which would amount to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Hmmm……now are these really the emissaries of God giving us advise from on high through this ridiculous story, or is this the board of directors of Zions Bank Corporation trying to protect the viability of their bank by reminding people that they better not try to stiff them through a bankruptcy, foreclosure, or a short sell.

A lot of people in my neck of the woods (Las Vegas) are struggling with unemployment and mortgages that are a lot higher than the value of their homes. Now the TBMs that read this get to suffer just a little more as they face the guilt of not being able to pay the bank back for the difference between what they owe to the bank and what their house is worth. It also might convince some families God is cursing them because mom went to work, so the best way to deal with a financial problem is for mom to stop working.
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Monday, Aug 16, 2010, at 09:37 AM
Ensign Article Contradicts BYU MI/FARMS Propoganda On Masons
Posted By Polygamy-Porter
CHURCH PUBLISHED MAGAZINES - SECTION 2   -Guid-
Has the editor of the church rag even heard of FARMS?

From a Feb 2007 Ensign article, Why Symbols?:
Did Joseph Smith reinvent the temple by putting all the fragments—Jewish, Orthodox, Masonic, Gnostic, Hindu, Egyptian, and so forth—together again?
Notice how they attempt to obfuscate the heavy masonic influence by throwing in five other words? Plain and simple, Smith ripped off the Masonic ceremonies and used them for his temple ceremony.

You will ONLY find such vague opinions from LDS Inc. All outside investigations and research all point to a strong if not complete Masonic connection.

This article, published by LDS Inc themselves, does not align at all with what their own scholarly research team at BYU has printed nearly EIGHT YEARS BEFORE... HELLO?

The Ensign facade continues:
No, that is not how it is done. Very few of the fragments were available in his day, and the job of putting them together was begun, as we have seen, only in the latter half of the nineteenth century. Even when they are available, those poor fragments do not come together of themselves to make a whole; to this day the scholars who collect them do not know what to make of them.
Oh reaahhhhillly?

Horsepuckie! Cow Dung! According to their very own LDS Scholars at BYU , the masons were actually JEALOUS of old Joe and his superior knowledge:
Joseph, the Prophet, was aware that there were some things about Masonry which had come down from the beginning and he desired to know what they were, hence the lodge.

The Masons admitted some keys of knowledge appertaining to Masonry were lost.

Joseph inquired of the Lord concerning the matter and He revealed to the Prophet true Masonry, as we have it in our temples.

Owing to the superior knowledge Joseph received, the Masons became jealous and cut off the Mormon lodge.
Check out the concluding circular logic in the remainder of the Ensign obfuscation from above:
The temple is not to be derived from them, but the other way around. … That anything of such fulness, consistency, ingenuity, and perfection could have been brought forth at a single time and place—overnight, as it were is quite adequate proof of a special dispensation.
That circular logic is soooo typical of sheeple speak. Lets see which stray sheep wanders up here first to attempt to cover up this pile of sheep crap.

Read this gem in that same article:
Let me suggest that the reason why temple building and temple worship have been found in every age, on every hand, and among every people, is because the gospel in its fullness was revealed to Adam, and that all religions and religious practices are therefore derived from the remnants of the truth given to Adam and transmitted by him to the patriarchs. The ordinances of the temple in so far as then necessary, were given, no doubt, in those early days, and, very naturally, corruptions of them have been handed down the ages. Those who understand the eternal nature of the gospel—planned before the foundations of the earth—understand clearly why all history seems to revolve about the building and use of temples.
So can one of the resident members of the Garment patrol please 'splain that?

If the "fullness of the gospel was revealed to Adam" in the first place, then what the hell was Christ doing? Restoring it? Then Joe, restoring it AGAIN?